Always look on the bright side of life

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I am twenty-nine years old, in good health, with a job that pays enough for me to have food, shelter, health care, and clothing. My car is paid off. I have a master’s degree. I have white skin in a society where that kind of thing matters, and I mostly match the beauty norms established by that society. I have published a reference book. I have supportive parents and three cats. I am lucky. I have it good.

The problem is, it can be very hard to keep a sense of perspective. I’ve just typed it up neatly—see, it’s right there, just one paragraph up—but those very valid points have a way of slipping my mind. We humans have a tendency to focus on our own unique problems. Regardless of how well off we are compared to others, we can’t seem to evaluate our positions in the grand scheme. We each have our own personal scale of happiness. It exists in a vacuum.

This is how it is possible for me to be miserable, despite the persuasive points listed in Paragraph #1. (Hello, Paragraph #1! I see you! I am ignoring you!) This is how it is possible for me to feel trapped, as though I have no options for escape, even though every Tuesday night I go to visit a man who is literally trapped behind bars.

Today I learned that I would not be invited for an interview for a job in Chapel Hill. In this wretched economy I am not the only person searching for a job (and at least I have a job; see Paragraph #1), and I recognize that competition for any open position will necessarily be fierce, but even I—one of the world’s natural pessimists, when it concerns my own future—expected that I would at least get an interview. My education, my work experience, and my interests all merged to make me spectacularly qualified for this position.

Normally when I hear people making excuses for not having gotten a job or an interview, it sounds just like that: excuses. The whole crappy job market right now is a pretty valid excuse, mind. I don’t mean to belittle the trials faced by the 8.9% unemployed in this country, or whatever the figure is these days. My beef is with people who don’t have enough self-awareness to recognize when they’ve been outclassed, people who will grasp at flimsy excuses rather than acknowledge that they were personally lacking.

I hope I am not one of those people. Somebody tell me if I am being one of those people.

For a variety of reasons, including but not limited to the fallout of the actions of the gentleman behind bars (see Paragraph #3), I am desperate to leave here. I want to go home. “Home” could refer to many places, including some I’ve never even visited. My best guess is that home is in North Carolina somewhere (the state proved its suitability over the course of seventeen years and three cities), though I am sure there are other locations that would give me what I’m looking for.

If anyone dares at this point to suggest that home is a state of mind, that I just need to embrace my surroundings and cultivate my own happiness, I will punch you in the nose. (This is not a persuasive threat, coming over the internet and what with me being a pacifist and all. It will have to do till I come up with something better.)

I really keenly want to leave this area. To maintain my standards of food, shelter, health, etc. (see Paragraph #1 for details), I cannot leave this area until I have secured employment elsewhere. It is not as though I can move into Mom and Dad’s basement. They do not have a basement.

But I am not leaving this area till I find a place that might give me a fighting chance at happiness, or at least contentedness, or at the very least not-miserableness. I do not care to jump out of the frying pan into the fire, which is probably not a very good cliche to use right now, seeing as this past June was the hottest on record, ever. The whole world is one big frying pan.

But! I do not want everyone thinking that I am a font of whining and hand-wringing. I am, but I do not want everyone thinking that. I will therefore finish today’s entry with a bit of talk about three books. (Conveniently, this will support my claims that I am in fact a librarian, should any job recruiters come looking.)

1. The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake, by Aimee Bender, was okay, I guess, but not as magical and luminous and perfect as the reviews are claiming. It was a quick read, and I liked the prose, and it was much more palatable than most literary fiction—but I swear, sometimes I think these hoighty-toighty book critics never bother to read fantasy at all. Like The Time Traveler’s Wife, this book is getting a lot of attention for being “literature” with a bit of speculative fiction thrown in. Sorry, folks: Gabriel Garcia Marquez pwned that years ago.

2. Bloodroot, by Aimee Greene, did this shifting perspectives thing to tell the story of a family saga across years of poverty and violence and suffering. Which William Faulkner pwned years ago. It’s not as heartwrenchingly beautiful as the reviews led me to expect, but I still liked it well enough, and would recommend it to anyone who likes to read books with a rural southern Appalachian setting.

3. The Folding Knife, by K. J. Parker, reminded me that everything else I read is rubbish. That woman, or man, dunno—Whoever he or she really is, she or he is writing circles around the best authors in fantasy, historical fiction, and literary fiction, all three genres which could rightly claim the author. Every time I finish a book by Parker, the world shifts. Also every time I finish a book by Parker, I want to take pills and die—they’re always really extraordinarily bleak—but that’s not the point. They’re incredible.

Oh, and one bonus book: John Dies at the End, by David Wong (pseudonym of Jason Pargin)? Funny. As. Shit. I got confused during a lot of the scenes, it wasn’t scary like the reviews said (what IS it with all these reviewers being wrong all the time?), but I kept cracking up. Though not in the psychologically unstable way that would make anyone reluctant to hire me.

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3 responses »

  1. "I do not want everyone thinking that I am a font of whining…"At least you’re not Comic Sans. Just sayin’.By the way… I feel you, on the getting out of this area thing. At least you have the whole masters thing to give you a fighting chance!

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  2. The basement, as noted, is unavailable.The bedroom, however, can be rehabilitated.The cat population of our little house would require adding an enclosed porch to give the little critters room to roam. The porch is already on my 2011 wish list, so bring’em on.

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  3. eelemosenary archivist

    Apropos Books!! "West with the Night" Magnificent Halfway through time warp fiction.Report yet-to-be-compiled=)

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